He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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