I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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