If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
this will be a night to untag.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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