I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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