He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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