If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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