all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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