I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
