He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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