Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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