everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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