I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
