A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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