That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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