Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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