It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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