are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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