I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
