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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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