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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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