Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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