i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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