she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Edward fifth and chaser hands
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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