i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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