So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We are all done wearing pants today
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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