What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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