I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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