so explain again why im purple
no
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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