I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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