Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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