But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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