We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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