Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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