why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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