Swine flu. Run for my life!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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