If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize