3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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