I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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