a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
high people should be assigned attendants
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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