he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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