I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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