carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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