At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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