Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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