Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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