i need an iv and a liver transplant
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I don't deserve a penis
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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