You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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