Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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