yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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