maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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