he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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