day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's great music for shaving your balls
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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