Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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